Title: they tell me their secrets (will you tell me yours too)
Readers: yue_ix, littlewolfstar and lunchy_munchy
Fandoms: Sherlock BBC
Characters: john/sherlock, inanimate objects!
In Afghanistan, the supplies tell him when they're running low, and the cars always, always tell him when strangers have touched them, and John gets known as having a knack (paranoia, his men call it, but he's never missed a single car bomb) for keeping his men safe.