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1/15/17 11:01 am - opalsong - leave it all on the ice series [written by snowdarkred; read by Opalsong]



Title: get up again
Author: snowdarkred
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Yuri!! on Ice
Pairings: Yuuri/Victor
Rating: Teen
Length (total): 1:41:20
Music: History Maker by Dean Fujioka
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: When Yuuri was drafted by the Detroit Red Wings, it was a dream come true. Years of practice, of hard work, of talking to scouts and agents, of posting his own highlights on Youtube — it all paid off. Sure, he went in the seventh round, surrounded by players who were probably never going to make the show, but Pavel Datsyuk went in the sixth and look at his career. Yuuri was going to make it. He moved all the way across the world for this, competed internationally for this, bled and cried for this. He was going to make it to the NHL.

Yuuri didn't make it.

part 1 of the leave it all on the ice series

Chapter Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1 [21:13; 29.5MB]
Chapter 2 [18:41; 26.0MB]
Chapter 3 [34:57; 48.4MB]
Chapter 4 [17:51; 24.9MB]
Extras(Author's Notes, Reader's Notes, & Bloopers) [8:39; 6.9MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here




Title: 11 Times Viktor Nikiforov and Yuri Katsuki's Relationship Was #goals
Author: snowdarkred
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Yuri!! on Ice
Pairings: Yuuri/Victor
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 11:25
Size: 8.8MB
Music: Eavesdropping [Simon Bookish Remix] by Grizzly Bear
Cover: Opalsong
Summary:
11 Times Viktor Nikiforov and Yuri Katsuki's Relationship Was #goals

by Buzzfeed Staff • Thurs 1/20/2022

We can only dream of having this kind of love.

part 2 of the leave it all on the ice series

Links: mp3
Audiofic Archive




Title: the name on the back
Author: snowdarkred
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Yuri!! on Ice
Pairings: Yuuri/Victor
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 49:47
Size: 68.7MB
Music: Edge of Glory by Lady Gaga & On Top by The Killers
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: You play for the name on the front of your jersey, not for the name on the back.

Phichit didn't know what to expect when he arrived in Dallas.

part 3 of the leave it all on the ice series

Links: mp3
Audiofic Archive




Title: hail to the new year
Author: snowdarkred
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Yuri!! on Ice
Pairings: Yuuri/Victor
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 20:03
Size: 28.0MB
Music: Ukranian Bell Carol by Mannheim Steamroller
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: A sampling of five New Year's Eves over the course of Yuuri's career.

part 4 of the leave it all on the ice series

Links: mp3
Audiofic Archive


Series Podbook Link: Podbook [3:02:36; 87.1MB]
Audiofic Archive link: Here

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

1/13/17 10:40 am - opalsong - That's My Jam [written by blackkat; read by Opalsong]



Title: That's My Jam
Author: blackkat
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings: Tobirama/Madara, Mito/Hashirama
Rating: Teen
Length: 5:11
Size: 4.2 MB
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: For a prompt from the lovely Holly: The Free! anime featuring Tobirama as a swimmer, with a water addiction like Haruka - and the same penchant for undressing at the first sight of water. Cue Madara blushing and flailing, while Tobirama gives zero shits.

Links: mp3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

1/13/17 10:38 am - opalsong - Learn to Be Content [written by LullabyKnell; read by Opalsong]



Title: Learn to Be Content
Author: LullabyKnell
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings: Gen
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 23:52
Size: 18.3MB
Music: Pinocchio by Ore Ska Band
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: 5+ AU Headcanons rambling (sort of) fic: Naruto + AU where Team 7 gets a different sensei?

Link: MP3
Audiofic Archive link: Here

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

1/7/17 01:59 pm - fire_juggler - Podfics in Various Fandoms

Some random short podfics in various fandoms: Critical Role, Harry Potter, Teen Wolf, White Collar, Yuri!!! on Ice

can be found under the cutCollapse )

1/2/17 12:22 am - opalsong - as green as a fresh pickled toad [written by LullabyKnell; read by Opalsong]


Link: Series Podbook (1-20) [3:45:34; 106.6MB]
Series Archive link: Here

Individual PodficsCollapse )

Thanks to Yue_ix for the cover art beta!
Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

1/2/17 12:10 am - opalsong - Fundamental Force Carriers [written by tanarill; read by Opalsong]



Title: Fundamental Force Carriers
Author: tanarill
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Star Wars
Pairings: Anakin/Padme
Rating: Teen
Length (total): 10:37:16
Music: Immortals by Fall Out Boy
Cover: Bessyboo
Summary: The Sith Lord Darth Vader lived his life. He probably didn't live it well, but he lived it as well as he knew how. At the end there, he'd even managed to woman up and kill Sidious. But he was dying, and at peace with the past.

The past wasn't at peace with him.

Podbook Link:
Podbook [10:37:14; 299.0MB]

Chapter Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1 [48:41; 66.9MB]
Chapter 2 [1:00:19; 82.9MB]
Chapter 3 [54:10; 74.4MB]
Chapter 4 [45:15; 62.2MB]
Chapter 5 [43:50; 60.2MB]
Chapter 6 [44:41; 61.4MB]
Chapter 7 [45:05; 62.0MB]
Chapter 8 [45:52; 63.0MB]
Chapter 9 [55:06; 75.7MB]
Chapter 10 [39:25; 30.4MB]
Chapter 11 [51:45; 71.1MB]
Chapter 12 [48:19; 66.4MB]
Chapter 13 [54:48; 75.3MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

1/2/17 12:04 am - opalsong - Double or Nothing [written by Calico; read by Opalsong]



Title: Double or Nothing
Author: Calico
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Harry Potter/Popslash
Pairings: Fred/George/Lance Bass
Rating: Explicit
Length: 1:47:17
Size: 147.9MB
Music: Tearin' Up My Heart by 'N Sync
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Exploration of social boundaries. Through porn. (Using redheads and bonus popstar.)

Links:
mp3
Podbook [50.5MB]
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!
Thanks to Yue_ix for cover beta!!

Alternate No Text Version of the Cover b/c it is so pretty I feel like I ruined it a little but putting text on it.Collapse )

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

1/2/17 12:00 am - opalsong - Like Steel for Chocolate [written by Maldoror; read by Opalsong]



Title: Like Steel for Chocolate
Author: Maldoror
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: One Piece
Pairings: Sanji/Zoro
Rating: Teen
Length (total): 3:14:33
Music: Fight Together by Namie Amuro
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Sanji's cooking has reached a whole new level. It's almost uncanny. Especially when his thoughts and emotions somehow get into the mix along with the rest of the ingredients.

Podbooks Link:
Podbook [3:14:33; 92.1MB]

Chapter Links [length; size]:
Prologue [19:39; 27.3MB]
Chapter 1 [53:34; 73.9MB]
Chapter 2 [36:41; 50.7MB]
Chapter 3 [37:54; 52.4MB]
Chapter 4 [37:54; 52.4MB]
Epilogue [8:52; 12.5MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here

Thanks to Yue_ix for the cover art beta!
Thanks to Paraka for hosting!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

1/1/17 11:49 pm - opalsong - A Lovely Apparition [written by wordslinging; read by Opalsong]



Title: A Lovely Apparition
Author: wordslinging
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: My Chemical Romance
Pairings: Frank/Gerard
Rating: Mature
Length (total): 2:34:20
Music: Romance and Interlude by My Chemical Romance
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Michael didn’t seem particularly shocked when Gerard approached him with the idea, but then, Gerard had never seen his younger brother look particularly shocked at anything. He merely looked at Gerard, blinked once or twice, and repeated in a flat tone, “You want me to help you dress up like a woman.”

“It’s the stays in particular I think I’ll need help with,” Gerard told him. “Well, and buttoning the dress, and perhaps the wig.”

(or, The One Where Gerard's A Crossdresser in the 1790s)

Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1 [46:47; 34.9MB]
Chapter 2 [55:57; 77.1MB]
Chapter 3 [51:36; 71.1MB]
Podbook [2:34:20; 72.7MB]
Archive Link

Thanks to yue_ix for cover art beta!
Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

1/1/17 11:42 pm - opalsong - Making Connections [written by KouriArashi; read by Opalsong]



Title: Making Connections
Author: KouriArashi
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: Allison/Scott, Derek/Stiles, Erica/Stiles
Rating: Teen
Length (total): 10:36:58
Music: Our Lady of Sorrows by My Chemical Romance
Cover: Opalsong (heavily influenced by Kylie L's gorgeous covers for this series)
Summary: Every ten years, the hunter community hosts a gathering of all the hunters in the area, to share information and discuss tactics and strategy. This time, Chris Argent is the host, and a hundred hunters or more are coming to Beacon Hills.

Podbooks Link:
Podbook [10:36:59; 301.7MB]

Chapter Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1 [35:18; 48.7MB]
Chapter 2 [49:44; 68.5MB]
Chapter 3 [42:39; 58.8MB]
Chapter 4 [30:43; 42.4MB]
Chapter 5 [35:10; 48.4MB]
Chapter 6 [41.11; 56.8MB]
Chapter 7 [35:04; 27.1MB]
Chapter 8 [27:41; 21.7MB]
Chapter 9 [40:42; 31.9MB]
Chapter 10 [28:15; 22.2MB]
Chapter 11 [37:41; 29.6MB]
Chapter 12 [27:27; 21.4MB]
Chapter 13 [34:47; 27.1MB]
Chapter 14 [26:16; 20.2MB]
Chapter 15 [43:34; 60.0MB]
Chapter 16 [37:11; 29.1MB]
Chapter 17 [29:10; 40.3MB]
Chapter 18 [34:25; 27.0MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

1/1/17 11:35 pm - opalsong - Living In The Future [written by Closer; read by Opalsong]



Title: Living In The Future
Author: Closer
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Iron Man: Armored Adventures/Ultimate Spiderman/Avengers
Pairings: Tony/Steve
Rating: Mature
Length (total): 4:23:17
Music: Make Way for Tomorrow Today by Richard M. Sherman & I Am Iron Man by John Debney and Tom Morello
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Eighteen-year-old Tony Stark is the boy genius who woke Captain America, and now he's stuck with him. That's not a bad thing, but between Steve's wide-eyed wonder at the new world and Tony's little fanboy crush, the awkwardness just keeps happening.

Podbooks Link:
Podbook [4:23:17; 124.5MB]

Chapter Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1 [15:22; 21.5MB]
Chapter 2 [36:37; 28.6MB]
Chapter 3 [23:03; 18.1MB]
Chapter 4 [40:51; 56.5MB]
Chapter 5 [18:34; 14.4MB]
Chapter 6 [27:51; 38.6MB]
Chapter 7 [16:00; 12.2MB]
Chapter 8 [31:16; 24.2MB]
Chapter 9 [36:17; 50.2MB]
Chapter 10 [17:26; 13.4MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

1/1/17 11:19 pm - opalsong - Covalent Bonds [written by Asuka Kureru; read by Opalsong]



Title: Covalent Bonds Podbook
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Length: 7:00:34
Size: 197.8MB
Cover: Opalsong
Summary:
Wherein, Having Beaten A Game, All Players Are Taken Back To The Same, Worst Available Universe, With Species Changes To Match For Those Who Did Not Match Beforehand.

In short: You're all trolls now, welcome to Alternia.

Podbook Link: Podbook

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: Covalent
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: John/Karkat, John<>Vriska
Rating: Mature
Length (total): 1:38:53
Music: Bonds of Sea and Fire from Xenogears Light
Cover: Opalsong
Art: Homestuck Trolls & Kids Seamless Fabric Pattern by Ladyboots & Sprite by Asuka Kureru
Summary:

-- tentacleTherapist [TT] has joined memo CALLING ALL JACKASSES --

CG: THANK LITTLE JEGUS AND ALL HIS WIGGLER-EATING ELVES. WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING STATUS.
CA: oh great and wwhich human evven is that again
TT: Oh, please. We both know perfectly how well you remember me, Mr. Ampora.
TT: My status is, if you will permit the bad joke, wet and horny.
CG: MY GANDERBULBS JUST IMPLODED FROM GROSS BY PROXY. WHAT THE CROTCHBLISTERING *FUCK*, LALONDE?
TT: As in, I have just emerged from what is either a recuperacoon or a fairly good mock-up, and there are protrusions attached to my skull that I am inclined to believe would be candy-corn-colored.
CG: ... OH. YEAH, VERY AMUSING. I AM VERY AMUSED. HERE IS A PICTOGRAPHIC REPRESENTATION OF MY MIRTH. |:B

Part 1 of the Covalent Bonds series

Chapter Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1 [29:39; 41.2MB]
Chapter 2 [33:16; 25.5MB]
Chapter 3 [35:58; 49.9MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: Side B
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Gen
Rating: Teen
Length: 13:54
Size: 19.6MB
Music: The Blue Traveler from Xenogears Light
Cover: Opalsong
Art: Homestuck Trolls & Kids Seamless Fabric Pattern by Ladyboots
Summary:

TA: gue22 what ii found.
AC: :33 < tg-or-boy-tt's hive? *ac guesses*
CG: IT HAD BETTER BE A DOUCHE IN SHADES.
TA: iit'2 ...
TA: iiiiiit'2 ......
TA: two douche2 iin 2hade2.
--
Meanwhile, on the internet. Takes place during Covalent's second chapter.

Part 2 of the Covalent Bonds series

Link: MP3

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: Week One
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Rose/Feferi, Jade/Gamzee, Eridan/Roxy
Rating: Teen
Length (total): 50:35
Music: My Village is Number One from Xenogears Light
Cover: Opalsong
Art: Homestuck Trolls & Kids Seamless Fabric Pattern by Ladyboots & Sprite by Asuka Kureru
Summary:

-- tentacleTherapist [TT] opened memo Bearded Wizard Slash on board FUCK PARADOX SPACE IN EVERY SINGLE BLACK HOLE: THE MOVIE --

TT: This shall serve as a repository for my magnum opus.
TT: I tease. This is a chronicle of my early days of trollhood.
TG: yes plz tell us everything about you playing ye olde alien trouser flute

-- tentacleTherapist [TT] banned turntechGodhead [TG] from memo Bearded Wizard Slash --

TT: I would never dare to steal the thunder from your own memo, dear brother.
--
Collection of logs to bridge the first week after Covalent.
1) Rose & various; Feferi
2) Dirk & Tavros, Dirk & Dave
3) Jade & Gamzee
4) Roxy & Eridan
5) Dirk & Roxy & ??

Part 3 of the Covalent Bonds series

Chapter Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1 [13:43; 10.4MB]
Chapter 2 [8:55; 7.0MB]
Chapter 3 [13:36; 10.4MB]
Chapter 4 [9:18; 7.2MB]
Chapter 5 [5:03; 3.8MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: Oasis Reunion
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Jane<>Dirk
Rating: Teen
Length: 1:17:24
Size: 106.8MB
Music: Shevat, the Wind is Calling from Xenogears Light
Cover: Opalsong
Art: Homestuck Trolls & Kids Seamless Fabric Pattern by Ladyboots & Sprite by Asuka Kureru
Summary: In Which Jane Crocker Is Getting Used To Being A Troll (No She Isn't,) A Party Gets Crashed But Is Then Put Back On Its Rails, And Jane Totally Does Not Pale Hook Up With Dirk Strider (Yes She Does.)

Contains Several Shameless Public Pappings, Ashen Fuckery (Seriously Jade Stop,) Karkat Being A Pale Guru, And One List Of Raunchy Troll Porn Titles.

Part 4 of the Covalent Bonds series

Link: MP3

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: On The Outside Looking In
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Dirk<>Jane, Karkat/Jade/Gamzee, Eridan/Rose/Feferi
Rating: Teen
Length (total): 1:14:45
Music: Premonition from Xenogears Light
Cover: Opalsong
Art: Homestuck Trolls & Kids Seamless Fabric Pattern by Ladyboots & Sprite by Asuka Kureru
Summary: You can't help but like your upstairs neighbor, even though he's a little shit who turns his music up way too loud at odd hours. He's this plucky little rustie with amazing horns, he knows how to slice and dice a guy in like two seconds, and once when you broke your thermal hull during the dim season he was neighborly enough to ask his palebro to fix it for you, even though ain't no way to get to know him in the course of normal conversation.

Also, when his featherbeast lusus died... You weren't there when it happened but afterwards he was just like a little robo-dude, rambling on automatic behind his facade and not even knowing it was cracked to hell and back, pretending like it was just a fact of life and he didn't mind.

So yeah okay you are vaguely pale on your upstairs neighbor.
--
How does a normal troll with no clue that the game ever existed see an ex-player, anyway? Especially one who used to be an alien. Hopefully a series of various outsider POVs.

Part 5 of the Covalent Bonds series

Chapter Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1 [26:45; 37.2MB]
Chapter 2 [24:36; 34.3MB]
Chapter 3 [23:24; 32.6MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: Well, That Was Pointless
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Gen
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 17:56
Size: 14.0MB
Music: Grahf, Conqueror of Darkness from Xenogears Light
Cover: Opalsong
Art: Homestuck Trolls & Kids Seamless Fabric Pattern by Ladyboots & Sprite by Asuka Kureru
Summary:
-- undyingUmbrage [uu] started trolling centaursTesticle [CT] --

uu: WHAT THE FuCK IS uP. WITH THIS CHAT CLIENT.
uu: TROLLING IS FOR LOSERS. WHERE IS THE JEERING OPTION.
CT: D --> I beg your pardon
CT: D --> Who the heck are you and why are you on my chumproll in the first place with your l00dicrous and despicable hemoanonymity
uu: I COuLD ASK YOu THE EXACT SAME FuCKING THING.
uu: BuT I WON'T. BECAuSE I'M NOT A DuMBASS.
uu: AND I ALREADY ASKED DIRK WHO THE FuCK YOu WERE. AND WHY YOu WERE ON MY CHuMPROLL.

Part 6 of the Covalent Bonds series

Link: MP3

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: See How It Goes
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Gen
Rating: Teen
Length: 5:24
Size: 7.9MB
Music: Shattering the Egg of Dreams from Xenogears Light
Cover: Opalsong
Art: Homestuck Trolls & Kids Seamless Fabric Pattern by Ladyboots
Summary:
-- terminallyCapricious [TC] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
TC: so yeah hi

It's hard to believe his eyes at first. Karkat has seen Gamzee's handle lit up here and there in the last weeks -- often winking off a couple minutes after he goes online himself.

He's been okay with it, kind of, in not-really-okay, afraid-to-make-it-worse ways. He's not really feeling like he has digested the last meeting they had, like he has figured out what he thinks and is ready to tackle more. But for Mister If I Pretend It's Not Here It Will Go Poof Somehow to contact him first?

Part 7 of the Covalent Bonds series

Link: MP3

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: Rules of Engaging with a Chest Werewolf
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: John/Karkat, John<>Vriska
Rating: Teen
Length: 30:01
Size: 23.3MB
Music: One Who Bares Fangs at God from Xenogears Light
Cover: Opalsong
Art: Homestuck Trolls & Kids Seamless Fabric Pattern by Ladyboots & Sprite by Asuka Kureru
Summary:

EB: so... i hear you're back with gamzee? seriously???
CG: OH, *YOU* WANT TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION. YOU, WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY A CONNOISSEUR IN ALL MATTERS PERTAINING TO TROLLHOOD AND MOIRALLEGIANCE. WHO AM I TO DISAPPOINT!
CG: SO, I HEAR YOU'RE WITH *VRISKA*? SERIOUSLY???
EB: ...
EB: on second thought, let's talk about movies.
CG: YEAH, WE MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY FALL ON EACH OTHER ALL CLAWS OUT OTHERWISE, AND THEN IT'LL BE HELL HAVING TO MAKE OUT.
CG: MAKE UP.
CG: I MEANT MAKE UP. FUCK. TYPO. HAHA.

Part 8 of the Covalent Bonds series

Link: MP3

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: Three Sweeps In
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Gen
Rating: Teen
Length: 25:54
Size: 19.6MB
Music: Broken Mirror from Xenogears Light
Cover: Opalsong
Art: Homestuck Trolls & Kids Seamless Fabric Pattern by Ladyboots
Summary: Three sweeps after the end of the game, Terezi finally gets to the Legislacerator academy. She didn't know how she expected it to go, but not like that.

Part 9 of the Covalent Bonds series

Link: MP3

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: A Pirate's Life for Me
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Meenah/Kankri, Damara<>Meenah
Rating: Mature
Length: 25:46
Size: 35.9MB
Music: October Mermaid from Xenogears Light
Cover: Opalsong
Art: Homestuck Trolls & Kids Seamless Fabric Pattern by Ladyboots
Summary:

AA: tell me about kankri, i tell you about me
CC: ...
CC: codDAMN megido
CC: so did you not want to talk to any of us or
AA: yes
CC: so whats changed now
AA: now is funnier to speak
AA: vomit up your kankri fucking woes so i may laugh into your sea dog face
CC: nice, i can feel some real sympathy flowin from your new typeface, girl.
CC: real friendly there did you wake up beached outside your coon or
AA: i laugh and choke and die if you lucky
AA: tell
CC: urgh fine okay let me just walk up to your harpoon n whine my life aint sharp enough
CC: giving me your word youll tell me where to find you after that?
AA: put a cross in my heart hope you die :D
CC: imma take you at your word and that word as a yes but only because i really need to bitch about that sweater-wrapped tool

Part 10 of the Covalent Bonds series

Link: MP3

Audiofic Archive link: Here

Thanks to Yue_ix for the cover art beta!
Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

1/1/17 11:09 pm - opalsong - the family you choose [written by Asuka Kureru; read by Opalsong]



Title: awake at night
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Karkat<>Gamzee
Rating: Mature
Length: 1:22:46
Size: 63.3MB
Music: Savean by Sarah Brightman
Cover: Opalsong
Warnings: Author chose not to use warnings. And I agree. The warnings kinda ruin the shock of the story. However, if you want them just contact me and I'll give them to you (also you can read the warnings on the rest of the series and they pretty much give it away).
Summary: There are certain expectations in troll society about taking in a freeloader with no place to go, as Dad Egbert finds out when he offers to host two of his son's stranded friends post-game.
Notes: This is a re-pod of awake at night. I last produced it in 2012 and I felt, for consistancy's sake, I should rerecord. It hit me just as hard this time.

Link: MP3

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Gen
Rating: Teen
Length: 26:56
Size: 20.5MB
Music: Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows by Leslie Gore
Cover: Opalsong
Summary:
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has opened memo on board Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts --

CG: I HAVE A NUMBER OF QUICK ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE BEFORE I GO CRASH IN MY PILE AND SLEEP THE GLORIOUS SLEEP OF THE UNDISTURBED. IF ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES ARE STILL AWAKE, SHUT UP.
CG: ITEM 0.
CG: HUMANS ARE THE BEST.
CG: I AM PROUD I CONTRIBUTED TO YOUR CREATION, HUMANS.

Link: MP3

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: Morning After
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Gen
Rating: General Audiences
Length (total): 23:50
Music: Dearly Beloved by Takehiko Yamada
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: After the big drama is all over, John awakens. Hey, aren't Dad and their alien houseguests hiding things from hi -- oooh, pancakes.

Chapter Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1 [9:21; 7.3MB]
Chapter 2 [14:30; 11.2MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: Crash Standing
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Davesprite/Karkat, Karkat<>Gamzee, Gamzee/Terezi, Terezi/Dave, Kanaya/Rose
Rating: Mature
Length (total): 14:40:46
Music: The Crow by Dessa
Art: Asuka Kureru
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: It's been eight days since the end of Sburb and Davesprite is not coping especially well.

Podbooks Links:
Part 1 [6:16:25; 177.9MB]
Part 2 [8:29:31; 239.8MB]

Chapter Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1 [26:17; 36.4MB]
Chapter 2 [37:19; 28.8MB]
Chapter 3 [32:26; 45.1MB]
Chapter 4 [56:31; 77.9MB]
Chapter 5 [28:18; 21.8MB]
Chapter 6 [46:15; 34.9MB]
Chapter 7 [31:32; 24.2MB]
Chapter 8 [34:27; 26.5MB]
Chapter 9 [36:09; 49.9MB]
Chapter 10 [47:01; 36.3MB]
Chapter 11 [47:16; 65.2MB]
Chapter 12 [38:53; 53.7MB]
Chapter 13 [42:36; 58.8MB]
Chapter 14 [53:11; 40.4MB]
Chapter 15 [43:35; 60.2MB]
Chapter 16 [57:58; 79.9MB]
Chapter 17 [1:03:53; 88.0MB]
Chapter 18 [1:06:30; 91.6MB]
Chapter 29 [43:38; 67.1MB]
Chapter 20 [47:01; 64.9MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: Crash Standing -- What-Ifs and Maybes
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Davesprite/Kanaya, Davesprite/Karkat/Jade, Terezi/Dave
Rating: Teen
Length (total): 23:45
Music: The Crow by Dessa
Art: Asuka Kureru
Cover: Opalsong
Summary:
1. "Byrd," Kanaya says with even more careful enunciation than usual, and that's how you know she's kind of drunk. "I do not wish to impugn on your transcendental broship with John."
--
2. GG: hi byrd can i talk to you???
GG: its not super urgent yet but ahhhh, i really need to talk to you!!!
GG: byrd featherbutt strider!
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3. Terezi has a problem with Dave's shower. A very grave problem. Dave chivalrously undertakes to fix it.
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4. Chapter 13 from Bro's POV.
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Collection of ficlets that might turn out to be canon for the main fic and deliberately branching-off plotlines.
Will not make sense without having read Crash Standing.

Chapter Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1: Kanaya & Byrd drunken conciliatory cuddles [8:20; 11.8MB]
Chapter 2: Byrd/Karkat/Jade pesterlog shenanigans - non-canon [6:53; 9.8MB]
Chapter 3: dave/terezi, shower ficlet [3:06; 2.6MB]
Chapter 4: Chapter 13 from Bro's POV [5:26; 4.3MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: Daemon Meme - Crash Standing
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Gen
Rating: General Audiences
Length (total): 13:10
Music: Lyra, Roger, & Billy by Alexandre Desplat
Cover: Opalsong
Summary:
Fusion with Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials/the Golden Compass.
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Karkat doesn't know what to do with his daemon. (None of the trolls do; Terezi hides it a little better but in the week she's been sharing the Striders' apartment Davesprite doesn't count the times he found her sitting in silence on the couch, or in the staircase to the roof, that horrific alligator-mawed, hollow-bellied hound-thing of hers staring back at her with his head on her knee, both trying to make sense of each other.)
It's funny because neither does Davesprite, really.

Chapter Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1 [5:24; 4.3MB]
Chapter 2 [4:03; 3.3MB]
Chapter 3 [3:43; 2.9MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: the family you choose Podbook
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Length: 2:51:21
Size: 80.9 MB
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Complilation of "awake at night", "Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts", "Morning After", "Crash Standing - What-Ifs and Maybes", and "Daemon Meme- Crash Standing"

Podbook Link: Podbook

Audiofic Archive link: TBA


Thanks to Yue_ix for the cover art beta!
Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

1/1/17 09:42 pm - tipsy_kitty - All Your Love and Longing Behind by maxette [SPN RPF, Jared/Jensen, Jensen/OMC, Underage, NC-17]

Title: All Your Love and Longing Behind
Author: maxette (dapixam_q)
Artist: tipsy_kitty
Fandom: Supernatural RPF
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, Jensen/OMC
Rating: NC-17
Contents/Warnings: Underage, A/B/O, Stepcest, Daddy Kink, Public Sex, Knotting, Mpreg, Cock Worship, Blow Jobs, Rimming, alpha!Jared, omega!Jensen
Length: 1:46:19
Size: 97MB | 50MB
Note: This was recorded for the very patient avid_slacker, who bid on me for a fanworks auction. Thanks for your donation! Thanks also to maxette for having blanket permission for podfic.

Author's Summary: An absurdly long response to the kink meme prompt:

I've seen a bunch of prompts where stepdad!Jensen can't resist omega-in-heat!Jared, but I was thinking of it the other way around. When omega!Jensen married Jared's dad, Jared was still a little kid, and Jensen knows he shouldn't think of him this way, but at 16, Jared is now a hot young alpha. his husband is spending more and more time 'at work,' and Jared obviously has a crush on him too. Jensen's been taking heat suppressants for years because his husband isn't interested, but this month, he goes without, knowing his husband will be on a business trip out of town. he and Jared have plenty of privacy for their first mating frenzy. points for Jared knocking his stepomega up on the very first go-round.


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12/31/16 07:25 pm - opalsong - How To Train Your Angel-Wolf-Boyfriend [written by OctoSally; read by Opalsong]



Title: How To Train Your Angel-Wolf-Boyfriend
Author: OctoSally
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending
Pairings: Jupiter/Caine
Rating: Explicit
Length (total): 8:50:12
Cover: Opalsong
Music: Shining Star by Shiho Nanba
Summary: The fact that she was still a little annoyed with him for the “I’m closer to a dog than you” quip might have informed what she did next.

She patted the warm cement next to her, and said, in the firm tone she’d heard animal trainers use:

“Caine, sit.”

[Pretty much what it says on the tin. Jupiter Jones and Caine Wise figure each other out, post-canon. Basically my exploration of their relationship and where it might lead. EDIT: Now COMPLETE! Enjoy the sex and plot and wacky OCs!]


Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1: Sit [0:17:14; 16.0MB]
Chapter 2: Stay [0:26:54; 24.8MB]
Chapter 3: Come [1:14:06; 68.0MB]
Chapter 4: Positive Reinforcement [1:22:11; 75.4MB]
Chapter 5: Learning to Disobey [1:23:40; 76.8MB]
Chapter 6: Trust [1:47:32; 98.7MB]
Chapter 7: Ending on a High Note [2:06:39; 116.2MB]
Chapter 8: Epilogues [0:11:56; 11.1MB]
Audiobook [8:50:13; 242.0MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

12/30/16 08:29 am - fire_juggler - Two Brooklyn Nine-Nine podfics (Amy/Rosa)

Title: [Podfic] How to Win at Book Club
Author: scintilla10
Reader: fire_juggler
Fandom: Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Pairing: Rosa Diaz/Amy Santiago
Length: 00:14:28
Summary: The next sentence bubbled out of Amy before she could even think about stopping it: "So you're saying you don't think I could read Pride and Prejudice?"
Link to Text: [Text] How to Win at Book Club




Title: [Podfic] first encounter with the enemy
Author: thingswithwings
Reader: fire_juggler
Fandom: Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Pairing: Rosa Diaz/Amy Santiago
Length: 00:24:11
Summary: "Look at you, all riled up," she breathes, jerking her chin towards Amy. "I shoulda known. You always get like this when you get competitive."
Link to Text: [Text] first encounter with the enemy

12/23/16 12:44 pm - opalsong - White Knight, Burning Bright [written by blackkat; read by Opalsong]



Title: White Knight, Burning Bright
Author: blackkat
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings: gen
Rating: Teen
Length (total): 1:37:43
Music: Full of dangers, full of monsters by Slayers BGM
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Naruto isn’t the only one in the village to earn the title “monster”. At the age of six, he meets a collared Orochimaru and makes a most unlikely ally.

Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1 [1:23:03; 63.4MB]
Chapter 2 [14:40; 20.4MB]
Podbook [1:37:43; 46.6MB]
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!
Thanks to Yue_ix for cover beta!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

12/18/16 05:27 pm - opalsong - The Boy In Red [written by KouriArashi; read by Opalsong]



Title: The Boy in Red
Author: KouriArashi
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: Allison/Scott, Derek/Stiles
Rating: Teen
Length (total): 16:54:29
Music: Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back by My Chemical Romance
Cover: Opalsong (heavily influenced by Kylie L's gorgeous covers for this series)
Summary: A sorcerer comes to Beacon Hills. When he seems to be targeting Stiles' pack, Stiles goes to Dr. Deaton for advice. But can the mysterious veterinarian really be trusted?

Podbooks Link:
Part 1 (Chapters 1-14) [8:42:29; 247.5MB]
Part 1 (Chapters 15-27) [8:11:59; 233.1MB]

Chapter Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1 [36:26; 28.1MB]
Chapter 2 [34:01; 26.2MB]
Chapter 3 [30:09; 41.6MB]
Chapter 4 [36:19; 27.9MB]
Chapter 5 [38:20; 52.9MB]
Chapter 6 [36:51; 50.8MB]
Chapter 7 [29:11; 40.3MB]
Chapter 8 [45:56; 63.3MB]
Chapter 9 [42:45; 58.9MB]
Chapter 10 [30:43; 23.2MB]
Chapter 11 [48:31; 37.4MB]
Chapter 12 [31:46; 24.8MB]
Chapter 13 [46:37; 36.0MB]
Chapter 14 [34:55; 48.2MB]
Chapter 15 [51:17; 70.6MB]
Chapter 16 [33:35; 26.0MB]
Chapter 17 [48:55; 38.3MB]
Chapter 18 [33:46; 46.6MB]
Chapter 19 [30:05; 41.5MB]
Chapter 20 [27:42; 21.3MB]
Chapter 21 [38:12; 29.7MB]
Chapter 22 [30:21; 23.6MB]
Chapter 23 [42:21; 33.0MB]
Chapter 24 [34:08; 47.1MB]
Chapter 25 [21:48; 30.1MB]
Chapter 26 [21:32; 29.8MB]
Chapter 27 [1:18:17; 107.7MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

12/18/16 10:56 am - smirkingcat - [HP:] What Potter Wants

Title: What Potter Wants
Author:
birdsofshore
Reader: smirkingcat
Rating: NC-17
Length: 33:42 min
Summary: Harry definitely didn't want to do that to Malfoy. Not at all. So why did Malfoy keep saying that he did?
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Reader's Notes: The fantastic mab did a dramatic reading of the strange version of this fic! you should check it out, it will make you laugh so hard!
This is also for my podfic bingo square: "Free Space"
Disclaimer:Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
CC: What it feels like by Reiswerk




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12/16/16 04:29 pm - opalsong - The rest is still unwritten [written by blackkat; read by Opalsong & Rhea314]



Title: The rest is still unwritten
Author: blackkat
Reader: Opalsong & Rhea314
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings: Tobirama/Madara
Rating: Teen
Length: 5:16
Size: 3.8 MB
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: For this ask on my Tumblr: IM IMAGINING THE WRITING THING AS MADATOBI NOW?? IMAGINE!! secret letters between enemy clans. tiny stick figure drawings of hashirama doing something stupid. instructions for a new jutsu. the possibilities are ENDLESS

(Aka that soulmate AU where if you write something on your skin it also shows on the other’s.)

Links: mp3
Archive Link

Recorded at Podfication2016!
Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3
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