Title: But Sweeter
Fandom: Bandom - Panic at the Disco
Mediafire: MP3 Here!
Author's Summary: The part that didn't make sense, at first glance, was the spoon.
Author's Note: So, uh. I was reading a perfectly nice, normal, not-even-remotely-bandom-related blog, and the topic of Mormon cuisine came up. There was a mention of the delicacy known as candle salad, complete with alternative preparation instructions. The central importance of marshmallows was emphasized.
strangecobwebs and I agreed that this explains a lot about Brendon Urie. And then it took me three weeks to write this story, but here it is, kindly betaed by giddygeek and cheered along by strangecobwebs.
Reader's Note: I've reread this fic so many times since I fell into bandom. It's just so delightfully, perfectly funny. I am always surprised when I return and find it is not called 'Candle Salad (lolololololol)' like it is in my head.