opalsong (opalsong) wrote in amplificathon,
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dammit, put the condom on the banana [Hockey RPF; by jedusaur; read by Opalsong]



Title: dammit, put the condom on the banana
Author: jedusaur
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairings: Gen
Rating: Teen
Length: 4:48
Size: 4.63MB
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: "Penis doodles are encouraged on all homework. Awful innuendos are allowed. Extra credit if you can get me to laugh at them. And don't hit on me unless you're legal, 'cause I got crazy shit for that last time."

(or, what Patrick Kane would be like as a sex ed instructor)

Links: mp3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!
Thanks to jedusaur for blanket permission.

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr
Tags: archived, fandom:sports figures rpf, reader:opalsong
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