Title: dammit, put the condom on the banana
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Summary: "Penis doodles are encouraged on all homework. Awful innuendos are allowed. Extra credit if you can get me to laugh at them. And don't hit on me unless you're legal, 'cause I got crazy shit for that last time."
(or, what Patrick Kane would be like as a sex ed instructor)
Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!
Thanks to jedusaur for blanket permission.
cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr