Title: All things being equal, I'd rather be in Philadelphia
Fandoms: Avengers movie'verse
Pairing: Steve Rogers/Darcy Lewis
Warnings: post-movie, hostage situation, written for a kink meme prompt, original character of color, Darcy is a bamf, Darcy Lewis is better than you, Darcy is the fandom bicycle and I love it, Steve loves it too, women being awesome, UST, Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers UST, Darcy does Die Hard, several instances of sexist and racist language, canon-level violence, lots of swearing
"Darcy didn't sign on with SHIELD to be a hero. Too bad a group of bank robbers didn't give her a choice.
Download link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thanks, paraka, for hosting me!)