December 1st, 2011

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Leverage Podfic: Ancient History

Fandom: Leverage
Title: Ancient History
Length: word count 1636, audio length 10:49
Author: iamtheenemy
Reader: colls
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Underage
Author's Summary: During a con, Parker runs into someone from her past. Anything that's warned for is alluded to as something that happened in the past, but I warned just to be safe. Parker gen and team fic.
Text @ AO3
Podfic @ AO3


Killing Elvis (Alien movies)

Story: Killing Elvis by hradzka

Reader: susan_voight

Fandom: Alien movie series

Author's summary:
Dr. Liu,

Got your final report yesterday on Project LV-426. I'm amazed. Great work all around. It's been forwarded to the Chair, our friends at the Pentagon, the Defense Appropriations Committee, and DARPA. The acid-resistant armor is something that should really catch their eye.

We're expecting some big grant money from this.



Did you read even the executive summary of my report? There are some interesting biomaterials that we could work with, but I stressed, multiple times, that this creature is far too dangerous to even consider using in military research projects. It's aggressive, stupid, vicious, aggressive, impossible to train, and did I mention aggressive?

. . .their limbs work on hydraulic principles and operate under pressure, which is why they splurt like a popped water balloon when they get hit in those Marine camera feeds we saw. A slight wound to a limb takes them right the hell out of commission, and now your troops have to deal with an insanely aggressive and stupid xenomorphic K-9 unit that oh by the way IS BLEEDING ACID.

Content notes: gen; no standard notes apply. Author's rating: mature.

Download or Stream: at the Archive of Our Own (to reduce time spent fighting linkrot). If AO3 is down, check out my reader page at the audiofic archive or my Google Drive.

Reader's note: because this is an incredibly fun story and because an epistolatory fic seemed like a good challenge.

Thanks to the author for giving me permission to remove redundant email headers and the like from this reading; luzula for beta; and Language Log for the pronunciation of "Liu."

Feedback and constructive criticism: better than alien taxidermy.

Also posted to [community profile] amplificathon and AO3.

Silver Bells and Purple Prose - Advent Challenge Day 1

Yep, really. Jennie B (aka seshats_prodigy) talked me into doing the advent challage with her. She writes em and I read em out loud. LOL

So on with the show. Links below are to the text and podfic.

Title: Silver Bells and Purple Prose
Author: Jennie B aka seshats_prodigy
Reader: kansouame
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Gravitation
Prompt: Stockings
Created For: lawless523
Word Count: 1264
File size/type: 9 MB, .mp3 (zipped)
Length: 9m 14s
Disclaimer: Do I look like I could create an original concept like this? Exactly. I'm just borrowing these characters - imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!
Summary: Christmas Eve in New York is always full of surprises...

Text version: Silver Bells and Purple Prose

Podfic Download link for Silver Bells and Purple Prose

(written for adventchallenge)

Original fiction podfic: 'The Spell' by shuua

The Spell

Title: The Spell
Author: shuua aka radiophile
Reader: erica_schall
Fandom: Original Fiction
Pairing: Julian/Alex
Rating: R
File info: mp3, 89.4 MB, 1:33:38 or m4b, 45.5 MB

Summary: Alex took a deep breath. "I'm sorry for bothering you at your private number. This is Alex Graham, and I'm a journalist for Modern Muse. I was hoping I'd be able to meet with you, Mr. Keys, and interview you for our upcoming November issue?"

Download: mp3 or m4b at mediafire
Stream: The Spell at