Title: the ring of the ancestors is not a euphemism
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (fusion with Stargate: Atlantis)
Pairings: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinksi
Warnings: Alternate Universe - Fusion, Alternate Universe - Stargate Atlantis Fusion, SGA Primer Provided, Slow Build Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Aliens
Music: Pumpin Blood, as performed by NONONO
Author's Summary: Stiles hadn't noticed the way the entire commissary had gone silent when the guy had approached his table, or the two military escorts that had been flanking him, looking at each other like maybe they should be intervening but weren't sure how. All he saw was someone stealing the last dessert from him and Stiles didn't think about it, he just reached across the table and snatched it back with a, "What the hell, dude?"
Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, , for hosting me).